11.26.06

Happy Pithering Stag Weekend

Posted in General, Wine at 3:05 pm

A friend (I think it was Tim Forshew), once said to me that drinking makes you more intelligent. This is because the bad brain cells are destroyed by alcohol, and therefore you end up with a better good to bad cell ratio. In fact a different friend this morning developed the theory further, saying that brain cells are a bit like a wild herd of animals. The herd only goes as fast as the slowest beast, but since the slow ones are picked off by predators, the herd is kept fast, lean and mean. I therefore draw a conclusion, that excessive drinking allowed me through the IQ test during the ThoughtWorks interview process. It probably explains why so many of my new colleagues, enjoy as I do, the occasional aquisition of a few social bevys. I particulary found this out in India in TW’s immersion process. I met some great chaps out there. I loved the ‘penthouse’ party apartment we were given, but it’s the people I shared it with, and the people that we couldn’t keep away that really made India a fantastic, memorable experience. Well, the people and the taylors, got to give a nod to the fantastic taylors. P N Rao and ThoughtWorks have a very much loving relationship.

Whilst on the subject of drinking, is just me (probably), but does anybody notice that the next day, during or after the inevitable hangover, one is gifted with a clarity on life? It’s a bit like the saying ‘you can’t see the woods due to the trees’, and drinking allows you to elevate yourself to a good viewing platform. The mists of lifes various paths and background ‘stuff’, is cleared. Or maybe, just maybe, I’m still intoxicated from the night before. It’s possible, I wouldn’t rule it out. Anyhow, I’ve been a bit stressed over the last week, probably because I’ve had to organise the Stag do. Today I’m feeling happy, I’m very much looking forward to my wedding, to seeing my partner return from her hen weekend, and I have given consideration to the fact that I’m really enjoying my current assignment at TW. I’m enjoying coding in Python with Django. Whilst using these tools for spiking purposes, I love the sheer productivity you get. Initial impression is that the Django guys have done a good job. The project is also great fun to work on, it’s a good team, and the subject matter is of interest to me.

So, what have I come here to blog about? Having already taken a couple of tangents so early in this entry? Well, I wanted really to blog about my stag night. I had a great time, and I’d like to thank my home friends, university friends, and family for coming along. We had a pleasant time at the Coalhole on the strand, Livebait at covent garden, Spamalot (which I’m not sure is very good – probably the booze taking a toll, and the couple of naps I took during the performance, but I never really got to grips with the plot), then on to the Coach and Horses in Soho, then a meal at the French House in Soho, and then various drunken staggerings around other venues. The only thing that perhaps did not go so well, was the stripper that was booked for me without my knowledge.

Apparently, the best man phoned up some seedy place in Soho, and asked for the biggest, most ugly, hariest woman they had, and this person / creature should come immediately. Well, we should have thought this may happen, but 2 things went wrong. Firstly, I was at this stage a bit worse for wear, and I kept walking off and getting lost. Various people would have to come and find me to escort me back to the table. Ah I apologise, a bit of context would be useful. We are eating in the French House, having hired out the upstairs room. Anyway, the second problem was that the French House staff, upon encountering this unearthley professional, took one look up and down and flatly refused entry. Now with a conundrum, my best man Steve, decided we should move venue so that our party could have their entertainment. So, the next place we went, the same things happened. I would get lost, and the stripper would not be granted entry. In fact this pattern repeated itself 2 or 3 times. We kept moving round Soho with an incredibley ugly stripper in tow.

Meal number one was fantastic. I had an incredibley large platter of seafood at live bait. Others elected for the fish and chips which they reported back was also very good. I wanted kick off proceedings in a lively manner, so I ordered a bottle of Chassagne Montrachet, which I found disapointing, especially for the price of 66 pounds. I know this particular wine can be very strong at times, but I’ve had a couple of Montrachets that come out like petrol. The next meal at the French was lovely. I shared a Chateaubriand with Steve – lovely. I also had a chocolate tourte and cheese. Drinks included a bloody mary, which was a highlight of the day, a bottle of Puligny Montrachet, and a couple of bottles of port. All things considered I would recommend the French House to those fancying a meal in Soho.

Well. thanks to those among the group, it was a pleasure to see you all. I’m maybe a little disapointed that when we got back none of you, bar Phil, ate any of the chilli I had prepared. I know there were maggots inside the jar of chilli-powder, but not got into the food. Next time make more of an effort please.

11.22.06

Stag Information

Posted in General at 2:14 pm

UPDATE This is a post that was private to those coming to my stag do, but I’m ‘opensourcing’ it as a potential template for those considering a lively day out in London.

Hi Everyone!

I thought it would be a darn good idea to hand out an intinery of this saturday (on the back of everybody asking for more information that is). I’m hugely looking forward to seeing you all there, and to have a nice bite to eat, a nice drink, and to watch a good show!

So firstly, for those arriving at my place please try and get there for 10 am, as there’s a train going into London soon after that we must catch.

My address you should have, I know everyone’s got sat-nav these days but if you’d like a chat about the route please give me a buzz.

Then the plan is for all to meet at the Coal hoal on the strand

Coal Hole

For about 12.00. Those eagerly anticipating the first beverage of the day will be able to heave a big sigh of relief. After a nice relaxing half hour or so here, and since we’ve all gathered, we’ll be in a good shape to launch into the next venue:

Live Bait

Live Bait at covent garden. Lunch here is a gentle 15 quid a head, although I personally may veer off and examine the more stonking fish options – each to their own! After lunch, with food and possibly some kind of additional beverage in our bellies, we’ll take a gentle stroll (I promise, I’ll relax my walking pace) past covent garden and into the Soho/Holborn area. There we’ll hit upon the Palace…

Spamalot

To watch Spamalot!

SpamPoster

So after this show / snooze / opportunity for some for G and Ts, our rag-tag procession only need waltz round in the corner into Soho, where we can pay a visit to the coach and horses:

CoachHorse

As frequented by many a popular drunk:

Jeff

For those meeting us there, Lenny, Messers Waltons, the address is 29 Greek Street, London, W1V 5LL. We’ll probably arrive from 5.30 to 6. (The show starts at 3).

So, after embracing this opportunity to regroup and to maybe, possibly, obtain another fermented vegetable drink (a nod to all dwarfers), we can finally set our sights on the French.

French

This place is reknown for being full of nutters, probably because over the years they’ve taken photos of them and put them on the wall. Anyhoo, here’s where we have our 3 course meal (or 4, since Steve upped the stakes late on). Actually, whilst on this topic, if anyone wants a welcome drink (i.e. bloody mary), please let me know so we don’t have to wait for them when we turn up. We’ve the whole of the upstairs here (20 of us at this point), so personally I’m anticipating having quite a spiffing time. Jez – easy on the Taboos son.

So, wearied travellers / excitable drunks / Steve, at this point, after having absolutely no problems with the bill (as we’re collecting payment upfront for food), all that remains of this arduous day, is to roll on down to the final venue of the night. Esteemed Gentlemen, please allow me to present bar Italia:

bar italia

Here we can tuck away a few nightcaps, sit outside under the heater and discuss politics, or possibly the state of the EU economy. I personally would like to delve into the subject of theoretical physics specifically addressing the issue of whether or not dark matter exists – I’m hopeful we can solve the problem. At 12.30am, a mini-bus will come and take those staying at mine back home. Hopefully, I’ll have some food, beer and wine on standby, and possibly some rather evil carte-de-blanc (sp?) that James is threatening to bring.
Well chaps, that’s the day and night quickly divulged. Please feel free to blast me an email, drop me a call, drop a comment – whatever floats your boat. Look forward to seeing you there!